A Jew of Venice has explained, There was a widow old and poor, And when her time of shearing came, When Aaron heard the sheep was shear'd And gave a good increase, And took away the fleece. At this the weeping widow went In order to explain. But Aaron said, in such a case There can be no forbearing, When lambing time was come about, And bless'd the widow's mournful heart, By bringing forth a lamb. When Aaron heard the sheep had young, He staid till it was grown, Then he sent his tything man, And took it for his own. Again the weeping widow went To Korah with her grief, But Aaron said, in such a case There could be no relief. For in the holy law 'tis writ, That whilst thou keep'st the stock, Thou shalt present unto the Lord The firstling of thy flock. The widow then, in deep distress, When Aaron heard the sheep was killed, He sent and took a limb; Which by the holy law, he said, Pertained unto him; For in the holy law 'tis writ, That when thou kill'st a beast, Thou shalt a shoulder and a breast The widow then, worn out with grief, And in a fit of passion said, Then Aaron took the whole away, The widow went among her kin, The tribes of Israel rose; Pull'd Aaron by the nose. But Aaron called an earthquake up, And fire from out the sky; The Bible tells a lie. A COMMENTARY ON THE EASTERN WISE MEN, Travelling to Bethlehem, guided by a Star, to see the little Jesus in a Manger, as recorded in the Gospel of Matthew, c. xxii. TAREE pedlars travelling to a fair, "And pray," the landlord says to them, "You're merchants, sirs," to them said he, "I pray, what have you in your packs, "These things are very well," said he, Our travellers coming to a house, The landlord said he was not able, "" I I pray, who have you here," say they, "And how much money must we pay For we have none to spare." Why there's one Joseph and a wench, Who are to go before the bench, About a love affair. "Some how or other, in a manger, A child exposed to every danger Was found, as if 'twas sleeping. The girl she swears that she's a maid, says the man, but I'm afraid So On me will fall the keeping. "Now if you'll set your wits about They then unpack'd their pack of toys, Some for show and some for noise, But mostly for the latter; One gave a rattle, one a whistle, One a trumpet made of gristle, One squeaked away, the other blew, To keep the bantling easy; |